I bought a thing today!

Kinja'd!!! "PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power" (petarvn)
04/12/2016 at 20:27 • Filed to: None

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That’s right everybody! i traded in my GLI for the AR15 of sports cars, the ford mustang! This particular example is a 2011.5 mustang GT premium, so it comes with the 5.0 V8 (so i can hit crowds faster), the glass roof (so i can watch their bodies fly over the car) and a manual transmission! (so i can clutch-kick my way in to the crowd in the first place!)

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Now, if you’re wondering what drove me to buy this car instead of the S550 i’ve been wanting, i have a few reasons for it. The least of which is that this particular example was owned by a caring individual who modified it extensively, thus saving me money! Everyone knows buying a modded car is better than a stock one! The 2nd reason i bought it is that the owner assured me (private party sale) that the car has only hit 3 crowds since he bought it new, which means it’s barely broken in!

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the only real issue with the car i see is this scrach on the back bumper, which the owner asured me came from hitting a stroler while aiming for a fat guy in a crowd he plowed in to. He assured me it was only cosmetic, and even tossed in two free cans of matching white plastidip for me to fix it with, how kind!

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Did i mention saddle leather? becasue saddle leather! it’s very comfy to sit in as i run people down in it!

And what do you guys think i paid for this beautiful brute? You’d be wrong, because i actually didn’t pay for it! I didn’t actually buy one in the first place! This is my buddies’ dad’s car that he lets his son and I drive occasionally, and i couldn’t resist but dig up these pictures (from early 2015 actually) and jump on the mustang trolling bandwagon!

seriously though, i will probably have an S550 soon! :)


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 20:31

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the owner assured me (private party sale) that the car has only hit 3 crowds since he bought it new, which means it’s barely broken in!

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the only real issue with the car i see is this scrach on the back bumper, which the owner asured me came from hitting a stroler while aiming for a fat guy in a crowd he plowed in to

Greatness


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
04/12/2016 at 20:32

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yep! :) i had to do it :P


Kinja'd!!! jimz > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 20:33

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has the transmission been replaced?


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > jimz
04/12/2016 at 20:34

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yep, once according to the previous owner. a rib of a guy he ran over gut stuck in the shift linkage and messed it up. looking in to a skid plate to prevent that from happeneing again


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 20:34

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 20:35

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Now will you take it to E@RTC this Saturday and mow down some spectators?


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > TheHondaBro
04/12/2016 at 20:39

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not this saturday, i’m going to UW for an accepted student thing, and will mow down people there first. 2 weeks from now though


Kinja'd!!! TheMuffinman > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 21:13

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I hear cow catchers will be a standard feature on mustangs starting this year.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 21:17

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You posted it at... the perfect time?


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > pjhusa
04/12/2016 at 21:22

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apparently so... it's getting hella traffic....


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > TheMuffinman
04/12/2016 at 21:23

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optional. most mustang owners don't want that messing up how many people they'll hit


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 21:25

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You had me at saddle brown leather.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/12/2016 at 21:40

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might get that for my actual one


Kinja'd!!! mrbwa1 > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2016 at 21:50

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Go Cougs! -Class of 2003

Sweet new ride!


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > mrbwa1
04/13/2016 at 00:34

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I didn’t actually buy one. I was bandwagoning the mustang meme... But it is an awesome car, I want it so bad...

And I’m gonna be a husky starting next year so the plates are kinda counterintuitive hahahah